{"id":7846,"date":"2019-09-30T04:48:03","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/god-wont-tell-my-wife\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:48:03","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:48:03","slug":"god-wont-tell-my-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/god-wont-tell-my-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"God Won&#8217;t Tell My Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two Baptist deacons were having a beer in the local tavern.  Their pastor drove by and looked inside.<\/p>\n<p>One deacon ducked down and said, \u201cI hope the preacher didn&#8217;t recognize my pickup outside.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second deacon replied, \u201cWhat difference does it make?  God knows we&#8217;re in here &#8230; and He&#8217;s the only one who counts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first deacon answered, \u201cYeah, but God won&#8217;t tell my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Baptist deacons were having a beer in the local tavern. Their pastor drove by and looked inside. One deacon ducked down and said, \u201cI hope the preacher didn&#8217;t recognize my pickup outside.\u201d The second deacon replied, \u201cWhat difference does it make? God knows we&#8217;re in here &#8230; and He&#8217;s the only one who counts.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[640,523,639],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}