{"id":7743,"date":"2019-09-30T04:47:56","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:47:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/whats-that-noise\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:47:56","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:47:56","slug":"whats-that-noise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/whats-that-noise\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s That Noise?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear about the man that decided to buy a chainsaw?  A logging foreman sold him a used one that he guaranteed would cut down 100 trees in a single day.  A week later, a very unhappy man came back to report that the saw must be faulty because he could only cut down 8 trees per day.<\/p>\n<p>The logger looked at the carburetor.  He checked the gas and the spark plug.  He commented that he couldn&#8217;t find anything wrong.  He then grabbed the saw, pulled on the starter cord, and the chain saw promptly went &#8220;BZZZZZZZZZZ.&#8221;  The man who had bought the saw jumped and cried out, &#8220;What&#8217;s that noise!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear about the man that decided to buy a chainsaw? A logging foreman sold him a used one that he guaranteed would cut down 100 trees in a single day. A week later, a very unhappy man came back to report that the saw must be faulty because he could only cut down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[375,374],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}