{"id":7705,"date":"2019-09-30T04:47:55","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/who-are-you-trying-to-impress-2\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:47:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:47:55","slug":"who-are-you-trying-to-impress-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/who-are-you-trying-to-impress-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Are You Trying To Impress?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever tried to impress somebody and looked silly doing it?  Author Sidney Sheldon tells a memorable story about an embarrassing event that occurred to him years ago.  He had acquired a lovely blue Rolls-Royce.  A few days later he parked in front of a shop in Beverly Hills.  He went inside, did his shopping, returned to his car and got behind the driver&#8217;s seat of the Rolls.  An arm reached through the window and grabbed his shoulder, and a voice said, &#8220;What do you think you&#8217;re doing?&#8221;  He looked out the window, and there stood an enormous Texan.  &#8220;This is my car,&#8221; said the Texan.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, it isn&#8217;t,&#8221; Sheldon told him.  &#8220;It&#8217;s mine.&#8221;  To prove it, he started to put the key in the ignition.  It didn&#8217;t fit.  He realized what had happened. He said to the Texan, &#8220;I&#8217;m terribly sorry, but I&#8217;m driving the same model and color Rolls as you, and I obviously parked right in back of you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And as the huge stranger stood there watching him, Sheldon got out of the car and walked in back &#8212; to his wife&#8217;s white Volkswagen, which he was driving that morning. (1)<\/p>\n<p>I love that.  Have you ever done something like that?  Have you ever tried to impress people and looked all the sillier for your trouble?<\/p>\n<p>________<\/p>\n<p>1. Robert Morley, PARDON ME, BUT YOU&#8217;RE EATING MY DOILY! (St. Martin&#8217;s).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever tried to impress somebody and looked silly doing it? Author Sidney Sheldon tells a memorable story about an embarrassing event that occurred to him years ago. He had acquired a lovely blue Rolls-Royce. A few days later he parked in front of a shop in Beverly Hills. He went inside, did his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[204,202,203,205],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}