Husband: \u201cMy wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home…\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant at police station: \u201cWhat is her height?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cGee, I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cWeight?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cDon\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cColor of eyes?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cSort of brown I think. Never really noticed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cColor of hair?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cChanges a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can\u2019t remember.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cWhat was she wearing?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cCould have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts… I don\u2019t know exactly.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cWhat kind of car did she go in?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cShe went in my truck.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cWhat kind of truck was it?\u201d
\nHusband: \u201cA 2016 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0 liter V8 engine, special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching after-market bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and \u201cBubba\u201d floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel-well lighting.\u201d<\/p>\n
At this point the husband started choking up….<\/p>\n
Sergeant: \u201cDon\u2019t worry buddy. We\u2019ll find your truck.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Husband: \u201cMy wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home…\u201d Sergeant at police station: \u201cWhat is her height?\u201d Husband: \u201cGee, I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.\u201d Sergeant: \u201cWeight?\u201d Husband: \u201cDon\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat.\u201d Sergeant: \u201cColor of eyes?\u201d Husband: \u201cSort of brown I think. Never really noticed.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5382,296,421,5381,4855,955],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7529"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}