{"id":7410,"date":"2019-09-30T04:19:43","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/complimentary-peanuts\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:19:43","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:19:43","slug":"complimentary-peanuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/complimentary-peanuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Complimentary Peanuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stands in a bar sipping a drink.  He begins hearing a voice saying nice things about him.  He thinks he&#8217;s losing it.  He says to the bartender, &#8220;There&#8217;s something wrong with me.  I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says, &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing wrong with you.  It&#8217;s our peanuts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The guy exclaims, &#8220;Your peanuts?  I don&#8217;t understand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says, &#8220;Yes, our peanuts.  You see, at our bar, peanuts are COMPLIMENTARY.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy stands in a bar sipping a drink. He begins hearing a voice saying nice things about him. He thinks he&#8217;s losing it. He says to the bartender, &#8220;There&#8217;s something wrong with me. I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about me.&#8221; The bartender says, &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing wrong with you. It&#8217;s our peanuts.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3107,5299,143],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}