{"id":7389,"date":"2019-09-30T04:19:40","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/atheists-holiday\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:19:40","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:19:40","slug":"atheists-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/atheists-holiday\/","title":{"rendered":"Atheists&#8217; Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Annoyed by the fact that his company had to be closed for Christmas and Easter, a certain man who was an athiest was complaining that Christians seem to have all the holidays.  He mentioned Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Good Friday, and All Saints Day adding, &#8220;We who are atheists have no holidays at all!&#8221;  A friend replied, &#8220;Oh yes you do . . April Fools Day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;The fool has said in his heart, There is no God.&#8221;  Psalm 53:1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Annoyed by the fact that his company had to be closed for Christmas and Easter, a certain man who was an athiest was complaining that Christians seem to have all the holidays. He mentioned Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Good Friday, and All Saints Day adding, &#8220;We who are atheists have no holidays at all!&#8221; A friend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5287,3566,5288,1708,4659],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}