{"id":7330,"date":"2019-09-30T04:19:27","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/the-mommy-test\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:19:27","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:19:27","slug":"the-mommy-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/the-mommy-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mommy Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a mother was walking with her 4-year-old daughter, the girl picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth, and Mom told her not to do that.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause it\u2019s been lying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At this point, she looked at her mother with total admiration and asked, \u201cHow do you know all this stuff?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Thinking quickly, she replied, \u201cIt\u2019s on the mommy test.  You have to know it, or they don\u2019t let you be a mommy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh,\u201d she said, seemingly satisfied.  They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI get it!\u201d she beamed.  \u201cThen if you flunk, you have to be the daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a mother was walking with her 4-year-old daughter, the girl picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth, and Mom told her not to do that. \u201cWhy?\u201d she asked. \u201cBecause it\u2019s been lying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.\u201d At this point, she looked at her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[169,2197,848,1113],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}