{"id":7161,"date":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/preacher-insults\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","slug":"preacher-insults","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/preacher-insults\/","title":{"rendered":"Preacher Insults"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the church service a little boy told the pastor, &#8220;When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to give you some money.&#8221;  &#8220;Well, thank you,&#8221; the pastor replied, &#8220;but why?&#8221;  &#8220;Because my daddy says you&#8217;re one of the poorest preachers we&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, &#8220;Would you like to say the blessing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t know what to say,&#8221; the girl replied.  &#8220;Just say what you hear Mommy say,&#8221; the wife answered.  The daughter bowed her head and said, &#8220;Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the church service a little boy told the pastor, &#8220;When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to give you some money.&#8221; &#8220;Well, thank you,&#8221; the pastor replied, &#8220;but why?&#8221; &#8220;Because my daddy says you&#8217;re one of the poorest preachers we&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2509,296,182,5039],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}