{"id":7153,"date":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/who-has-to-clean-up-the-vomit\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:55","slug":"who-has-to-clean-up-the-vomit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/who-has-to-clean-up-the-vomit\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Has To Clean Up the Vomit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a cold January night at 1:00 a.m., one very tired Mom heard a cough.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I bolted from my sleep to a standing, running position, with one leap made it to the bathroom, flipped on the light to find my 6-year-old daughter sitting on the edge of the tub.  Stuff from her tummy was all over the floor, the lid of the toilet and all over herself.  I proceeded to clean the floor and surrounding areas, then placed Sarah into the tub to wash down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As I turned on the shower, Sarah said, &#8220;Mom!&#8221; with a wrinkled nose and hesitant voice, &#8220;I threw up on Collette too!&#8221;  Collette is her 9-year-old sister who happens to share the bed.  I closed the curtain and ran to see.  I met Collette in the hallway and she said that Sarah had thrown up on her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I turned on the bedroom light and much to my amazement was the dreaded sight of Sarah&#8217;s dinner on 5 blankets, 2 pillows, 2 sheets, a baby blanket and Collette&#8217;s pajamas.  I bundled it all onto the bottom sheet and placed it at the back door.  I put fresh bedding on the bed and placed a bucket beside Sarah.  I crawled back in my own bed at which time my well-covered, half-asleep husband inquired, &#8216;WHAT&#8217;S WRONG?'&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>________<\/p>\n<p>Original says &#8220;In January, of 1992, at 1:00 a.m.,&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a cold January night at 1:00 a.m., one very tired Mom heard a cough. &#8220;I bolted from my sleep to a standing, running position, with one leap made it to the bathroom, flipped on the light to find my 6-year-old daughter sitting on the edge of the tub. Stuff from her tummy was all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2510,27,2679,5026,2197,970,1466,1113,971,5027,368],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}