{"id":7055,"date":"2019-09-30T04:18:35","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/how-to-raise-a-juvenile-delinquent\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:18:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:35","slug":"how-to-raise-a-juvenile-delinquent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/how-to-raise-a-juvenile-delinquent\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Raise A Juvenile Delinquent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to raise a juvenile delinquent:<\/p>\n<p>1. Begin with infancy to give the child everything he wants.  In this way he<br \/>\n   will grow up to believe the world owes him a living.<\/p>\n<p>2. When he picks up bad words, laugh at him.  This will make him think he&#8217;s<br \/>\n   cute.  It will also encourage him to pick up cuter phrases that will blow<br \/>\n   off the top of your head later.<\/p>\n<p>3. Never give him any spiritual training.  Wait till he is 21 and then let him<br \/>\n   decide for himself.<\/p>\n<p>4. Avoid use of the word &#8220;wrong&#8221;.  He may develop a guilt complex.  This will<br \/>\n   condition him to believe later, when he is arrested for stealing a car<br \/>\n   that society is against him and he is being persecuted.<\/p>\n<p>5. Pick up everything he leaves lying around&#8211;books, shoes, and clothing.  Do<br \/>\n   everything for him so he will be experienced in throwing all responsibility<br \/>\n   onto others.<\/p>\n<p>6. Let him read any printed matter he can get his hands on.  Be careful that<br \/>\n   the silverware and drinking glassed are sterilized, but let his mind feast<br \/>\n   on garbage.  [used Nov 3, 1991]<\/p>\n<p>7. Quarrel frequently in the presence of your children.  In this way they will<br \/>\n   not be too shocked when the home is broken up later.<\/p>\n<p>8. Give a child all the spending money he wants.  Never let him earn his own.<br \/>\n   Why should he have things as tough as you had them?<\/p>\n<p>9. Satisfy his every craving for food, drink and comfort.  See that every<br \/>\n   sensual desire is gratified.  Denial may lead to harmful frustration.<\/p>\n<p>10. Take his part against neighbors, teachers and policemen.  They are all<br \/>\n    prejudiced against your child.<\/p>\n<p>11. When he gets into real trouble, apologize for yourself by saying, &#8220;I never<br \/>\n    could do anything with him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>12. Prepare for a life of grief.  You will be apt to have it.<\/p>\n<p>[also found in William Barclay, &#8220;Ten Commandments,&#8221; p. 57]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to raise a juvenile delinquent: 1. Begin with infancy to give the child everything he wants. In this way he will grow up to believe the world owes him a living. 2. When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. This will make him think he&#8217;s cute. It will also encourage him to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[169,550,677,56,4913,4226,798,1390],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}