{"id":7035,"date":"2019-09-30T04:18:32","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/camel-lots\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:18:32","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:18:32","slug":"camel-lots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/camel-lots\/","title":{"rendered":"Camel Lots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noah was checking off the animals coming by twos aboard the Ark.  Three camels came along, but Noah stopped them.  &#8220;I have room for pairs only,&#8221; he<br \/>\ntold them.  &#8220;One of you will have to stay behind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not me,&#8221; spoke up the first camel.  &#8220;I&#8217;m the camel whose back is broken by the last straw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not me,&#8221; said the second.  &#8220;I&#8217;m the one who shall pass through the eye of a needle sooner than a rich man shall enter Heaven.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And not me,&#8221; protested the third.  &#8220;I&#8217;m the one that people swallow while straining at a gnat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come along,&#8221; Noah sighed.  &#8220;The world will need all three of you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noah was checking off the animals coming by twos aboard the Ark. Three camels came along, but Noah stopped them. &#8220;I have room for pairs only,&#8221; he told them. &#8220;One of you will have to stay behind.&#8221; &#8220;Not me,&#8221; spoke up the first camel. &#8220;I&#8217;m the camel whose back is broken by the last straw.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4899,4897,3403,296,4898,2054],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}