Two men crashed their private plane on a South Pacific island.<\/p>\n
One of the men brushed himself off and proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed, \u201cThis island is uninhabited and there is no food or water. We\u2019re going to die!\u201d<\/p>\n
The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane, folded his arms and responded, \u201cNo we\u2019re not. I make over $100,000 a week.\u201d The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. \u201cListen, we\u2019re on a deserted island. We\u2019re doomed!\u201d<\/p>\n
The other man, unruffled, again responded. \u201cIt\u2019s OK, I make over $100,000 a week.\u201d Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again repeated, \u201cFor the last time, I\u2019m telling you that we are lost. It doesn\u2019t matter how much money you make because there\u2019s no one around to help us.\u201d<\/p>\n
Still unfazed, the first man looked the other guy in the eye and said, \u201cDon\u2019t make me say this again. I make over $100,000 per week and I tithe 10%! My pastor will find us!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two men crashed their private plane on a South Pacific island. One of the men brushed himself off and proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed, \u201cThis island is uninhabited and there is no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[376,2586,436],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6895"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}