{"id":6631,"date":"2019-09-30T04:15:31","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/you-have-a-car-dont-you\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:15:31","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:31","slug":"you-have-a-car-dont-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/you-have-a-car-dont-you\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have A Car, Don&#8217;t You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite stories is a true story from a Psychology textbook.  It&#8217;s about a little boy named Jonathan, a gifted child, three years old.  His parents take him to a restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>The waitress comes over and says, \u201cJonathan, what would you like?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cI&#8217;ll have a grilled cheese sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cJonathan, I&#8217;m sorry, we don&#8217;t serve grilled cheese sandwiches.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cYou have a grill, don&#8217;t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cYou have cheese, don&#8217;t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cYou have bread, don&#8217;t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cWell, I&#8217;ll have a grilled cheese sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Three years old.<\/p>\n<p>The waitress says, \u201cJonathan, I&#8217;ll go see if the chef will fix you a grilled cheese sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She comes back in a little while and says, \u201cOkay, Jonathan, the chef agreed to fix you a grilled cheese sandwich.  I forgot to ask you, though, what you want to drink.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cI&#8217;ll have a milkshake.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cJonathan, your parents have probably already told you we don&#8217;t serve milkshakes.\u201d  She was ready for him this time.  She says, \u201cNow, it is true we have milk.  And it is true we have ice cream.  But we don&#8217;t have syrup.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cYou have a car, don&#8217;t you?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my favorite stories is a true story from a Psychology textbook. It&#8217;s about a little boy named Jonathan, a gifted child, three years old. His parents take him to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and says, \u201cJonathan, what would you like?\u201d He says, \u201cI&#8217;ll have a grilled cheese sandwich.\u201d She says, \u201cJonathan, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2148,27,1373,1494,2150,280,2151,2149],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}