{"id":6444,"date":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/i-think-i-am-going-to-have-a-wife\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","slug":"i-think-i-am-going-to-have-a-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/i-think-i-am-going-to-have-a-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"I Think I Am Going To Have A Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.  Little Johnny a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam&#8217;s ribs.<\/p>\n<p>Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, &#8220;Johnny what is the matter?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny responded, &#8220;I have a pain in my side.  I think I&#8217;m going to have a wife.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam&#8217;s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1287,1790,1806],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}