{"id":6441,"date":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/is-this-seat-taken\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","slug":"is-this-seat-taken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/is-this-seat-taken\/","title":{"rendered":"Is This Seat Taken?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the theater, he walked over and whispered, \u201cSorry, sir, but you are allowed only one seat.  \u201c<\/p>\n<p>The man moaned but didn\u2019t budge.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir, If you don\u2019t move, I\u2019ll have to call the manager,\u201d said the usher more loudly.  The man moaned again but stayed where he was.<\/p>\n<p>The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after several attempts at dislodging the fellow, called the police.<\/p>\n<p>The cop looked at the reclining man and said, \u201cAll right, what\u2019s your name, joker?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJoe,\u201d he mumbled.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd where are you from, Joe?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe balcony.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the theater, he walked over and whispered, \u201cSorry, sir, but you are allowed only one seat. \u201c The man moaned but didn\u2019t budge. \u201cSir, If you don\u2019t move, I\u2019ll have to call the manager,\u201d said the usher more loudly. The man moaned again but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[702,204,1790,1803],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}