{"id":6429,"date":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/truth-in-greeting-cards\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:15:19","slug":"truth-in-greeting-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/truth-in-greeting-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"Truth In Greeting Cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TRUTH IN GREETING CARDS<\/p>\n<p>1. As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you&#8217;ve given me.  Like the need for therapy!<\/p>\n<p>2. Congratulations on your promotion!  Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back?  You&#8217;ll probably need it again.<\/p>\n<p>3. I&#8217;m so miserable without you.  It&#8217;s almost like you&#8217;re here.<\/p>\n<p>4. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, I&#8217;d miss you heaps and think of you often.<\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rock Soft&#8221; by Dr. Robert R. Kopp, Apr. 9, 2000, p. 4<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>[Original illustration at this number was a duplicate of HolwickID #11246]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TRUTH IN GREETING CARDS 1. As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you&#8217;ve given me. Like the need for therapy! 2. Congratulations on your promotion! Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You&#8217;ll probably need it again. 3. I&#8217;m so miserable without you. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1627,409,1123],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}