{"id":6209,"date":"2019-09-30T04:11:35","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/ecclesiastes-in-a-cubicle\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:11:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:35","slug":"ecclesiastes-in-a-cubicle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/ecclesiastes-in-a-cubicle\/","title":{"rendered":"Ecclesiastes In A Cubicle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the cartoon &#8220;Dilbert,&#8221; the young engineer is sitting at his office desk.<\/p>\n<p>He thinks to himself, &#8220;I like to start each workday by visualizing how my work will make the world a better place.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the next panel his body is arched back and his hands flail in the air as he shouts, &#8220;GAAAA!!!  My life is meaningless and nothing I do will ever matter!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the final panel he is composed and typing at his keyboard, saying to himself, &#8220;Okay, good.  I like to get that out of the way early.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the cartoon &#8220;Dilbert,&#8221; the young engineer is sitting at his office desk. He thinks to himself, &#8220;I like to start each workday by visualizing how my work will make the world a better place.&#8221; In the next panel his body is arched back and his hands flail in the air as he shouts, &#8220;GAAAA!!! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[695,1236,3851,1524,3852,3546,368],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}