{"id":5903,"date":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/the-butler-did-it\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","slug":"the-butler-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/the-butler-did-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The Butler Did It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to a Broadway show.  He is shown to his seat, but, in his opinion, it&#8217;s too far from the stage.  So he motions to the usher and whispers, \u201cThis play&#8217;s a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close up.  Get me a better seat, and I&#8217;ll give you a handsome tip.\u201d  The usher leads him down to the third row.  As the man prepares to take his new seat, he fishes in his pocket and hands the usher a quarter.<\/p>\n<p>The usher looks at coin, then whispers, \u201cThe butler did it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to a Broadway show. He is shown to his seat, but, in his opinion, it&#8217;s too far from the stage. So he motions to the usher and whispers, \u201cThis play&#8217;s a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I&#8217;ll give you a handsome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3366,2503,3367],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}