{"id":5901,"date":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/just-not-good-enough\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:14","slug":"just-not-good-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/just-not-good-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Not Good Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two cows were grazing alongside a highway when a tank-truck of milk on its way to the distributor happened to pass.  On one side of the truck in big red letters was a sign that read:<\/p>\n<p>      \u201cPasteurized, homogenized, standardized, Vitamin D added.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One cow turned to the other and remarked, \u201cMakes you feel sort of inadequate, doesn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>____________<\/p>\n<p>Contributed by Marcus Naugler<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two cows were grazing alongside a highway when a tank-truck of milk on its way to the distributor happened to pass. On one side of the truck in big red letters was a sign that read: \u201cPasteurized, homogenized, standardized, Vitamin D added.\u201d One cow turned to the other and remarked, \u201cMakes you feel sort of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3364,3363,3308],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5901"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}