{"id":5765,"date":"2019-09-30T04:11:07","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/the-bright-side-of-a-thanksgiving-disaster\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:11:07","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:07","slug":"the-bright-side-of-a-thanksgiving-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/the-bright-side-of-a-thanksgiving-disaster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bright Side Of A Thanksgiving Disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>12 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL YOU BURNT THE BIRD:<\/p>\n<p>1. Salmonella won&#8217;t be a concern.<\/p>\n<p>2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun-blackened.<\/p>\n<p>3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.<\/p>\n<p>4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.<\/p>\n<p>5. Pets won&#8217;t bother to pester you for scraps.<\/p>\n<p>6. No one will overeat.<\/p>\n<p>7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.<\/p>\n<p>8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.<\/p>\n<p>9. You&#8217;ll get to the desserts more quickly.<\/p>\n<p>10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.<\/p>\n<p>11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.<\/p>\n<p>12. You won&#8217;t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>[Original illustration at this number was a duplicate of HolwickID #11053]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL YOU BURNT THE BIRD: 1. Salmonella won&#8217;t be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun-blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation. 5. Pets won&#8217;t bother to pester you for scraps. 6. No one will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3217,296,2872,1179],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5765"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}