{"id":5725,"date":"2019-09-30T04:11:05","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/trying-hard-not-to-sink\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:11:05","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:11:05","slug":"trying-hard-not-to-sink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/trying-hard-not-to-sink\/","title":{"rendered":"Trying hard not to sink!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine a Carnival Cruise Line commercial &#8212; one with Kathy Lee on it. Instead of showing you the food, fun, games, people, swimming pools, etc. she takes you on a guided tour of the ship. See engine room, look at life preservers, life boats. At the end instead of saying, &#8220;We&#8217;ve got the fun!&#8221; she says, &#8220;Carnival Cruise Lines &#8212; We&#8217;re trying real hard not to sink!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine a Carnival Cruise Line commercial &#8212; one with Kathy Lee on it. Instead of showing you the food, fun, games, people, swimming pools, etc. she takes you on a guided tour of the ship. See engine room, look at life preservers, life boats. At the end instead of saying, &#8220;We&#8217;ve got the fun!&#8221; she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2873,1021],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}