{"id":5571,"date":"2019-09-30T04:10:55","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/life-in-hell-childhood-tribulations\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T04:10:55","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T04:10:55","slug":"life-in-hell-childhood-tribulations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/life-in-hell-childhood-tribulations\/","title":{"rendered":"Life In Hell: Childhood Tribulations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Matt Groening cartoon.    (More realtistic of what childhood is like).<\/p>\n<p>           &#8220;Childhood Tribulations&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>              Forced naps<br \/>\n              Waiting in the car<br \/>\n              Waiting for the cartoons to come on (Farm Report)<br \/>\n              Floating goldfish<br \/>\n              Being given carrots instead of cookies<br \/>\n              Being hosed off by mom<br \/>\n              Being left behind by older siblings<\/p>\n<p>           &#8220;The beginning of wisdom&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> (voice)      Cheer up, kid! These are the happiest years of your life!<\/p>\n<p> (child)      &#8212; You mean it gets worse?!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt Groening cartoon. (More realtistic of what childhood is like). &#8220;Childhood Tribulations&#8221; Forced naps Waiting in the car Waiting for the cartoons to come on (Farm Report) Floating goldfish Being given carrots instead of cookies Being hosed off by mom Being left behind by older siblings &#8220;The beginning of wisdom&#8221; (voice) Cheer up, kid! These [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27,1112,750,629,301,185],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}