{"id":5051,"date":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/gender-3\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","slug":"gender-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/gender-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Gender"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to the book Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Marriage, women&#8217;s suspicions about men and remote controls are true: there is a set of time- honored rules or guidelines that govern the relationship.  For instance, 1) The remote is always lost.  2) Remotes attract other remotes.  3) Men believe that the remote control is God&#8217;s way of compensating them for the missing rib.  4) Even when the TV isn&#8217;t on, the man likes to hold the remote.<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Steve Dennie and Rob Suggs.  Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Marriage (Downer&#8217;s Grove, IL: InterVarsity Press, 1996).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the book Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Marriage, women&#8217;s suspicions about men and remote controls are true: there is a set of time- honored rules or guidelines that govern the relationship. For instance, 1) The remote is always lost. 2) Remotes attract other remotes. 3) Men believe that the remote control is God&#8217;s way of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2636],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5051"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}