{"id":5040,"date":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/please-dont-be-angry\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:47:07","slug":"please-dont-be-angry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/please-dont-be-angry\/","title":{"rendered":"Please Don&#8217;t Be Angry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.  They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each other\u2019s friendship.<\/p>\n<p>One day the younger of the two turns to the other and says, \u201cPlease don\u2019t be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years.  What is your name?  I am trying to remember, but I just can\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The older friend stares at her, looking very distressed, says nothing for two full minutes, and finally says, \u201cHow soon do you have to know?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each other\u2019s friendship. One day the younger of the two turns to the other and says, \u201cPlease don\u2019t be angry with me, dear, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3597,4461,296,1790,629],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}