{"id":4968,"date":"2019-09-30T03:47:01","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/moronic-fallout\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T03:47:01","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:47:01","slug":"moronic-fallout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/moronic-fallout\/","title":{"rendered":"Moronic Fallout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the squad stood in formation at the Naval Air Station, the flight instructor growled, &#8220;All right, all you worthless morons fall out!&#8221;  As the rest of the squad wandered away, one pilot in training remained at attention.  Without a word, the instructor walked over until he was eyeball-to-eyeball with the courageous young Marine.  Cocking an eyebrow, he demanded, &#8220;SO?&#8221;  The threatened pilot-to-be smiled and said, &#8220;Sure was a lot of &#8217;em, wasn&#8217;t there, sir?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>_________________<\/p>\n<p>Source\/Attribution: From  www.cleanlaffs.com  [20 June 2001]; edited for use, SIEW<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the squad stood in formation at the Naval Air Station, the flight instructor growled, &#8220;All right, all you worthless morons fall out!&#8221; As the rest of the squad wandered away, one pilot in training remained at attention. Without a word, the instructor walked over until he was eyeball-to-eyeball with the courageous young Marine. Cocking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4176,1373,4000,857,3561],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4968"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4968\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}