{"id":4831,"date":"2019-09-30T03:46:53","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/churchedge.com\/illustrations\/index.php\/2019\/09\/30\/dividing-the-furniture-and-the-kids\/"},"modified":"2019-09-30T03:46:53","modified_gmt":"2019-09-30T03:46:53","slug":"dividing-the-furniture-and-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/dividing-the-furniture-and-the-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Dividing the Furniture and the Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is evidence of splintered families all around us and among us.  A cartoon strip showed a young woman talking to a minister.  She said, \u201cJohn and I are having a terrible time, and we need your advice.  We are trying to decide how to divide the furniture, who gets what of the money we\u2019ve saved and who gets custody of the children.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh,\u201d the minister asked, \u201care you contemplating divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, no,\u201d she replied.  \u201cWe are trying to work out our prenuptial agreement.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>________<\/p>\n<p>Carveth Mitchell, The Sign in the Subway, CSS Publishing Company.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is evidence of splintered families all around us and among us. A cartoon strip showed a young woman talking to a minister. She said, \u201cJohn and I are having a terrible time, and we need your advice. We are trying to decide how to divide the furniture, who gets what of the money we\u2019ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,4291,4292,3127],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4831"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}