“Professor’s Definitions Of A Kiss”<\/p>\n
Professors of different subjects define the
\nsame word in different ways:<\/p>\n
Prof. of Computer Science:
\nA kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Algebra:
\nA kiss is two divided by nothing.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Geometry:
\nA kiss is the shortest distance between two
\nstraight lines.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Physics:
\nA kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
\nexpansion of the heart.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Chemistry:
\nA kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
\ntwo hearts.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Zoology:
\nA kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary
\nbacteria.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Physiology:
\nA kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis
\noris muscles in the state of contraction.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Dentistry:
\nA kiss is infectious and antiseptic.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Accountancy:
\nA kiss is a credit because it is profitable
\nwhen returned.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Economics:
\nA kiss is that thing for which the demand is
\nhigher than the supply.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Statistics:
\nA kiss is an event whose probability depends
\non the vital statistics of 36-24-36.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Philosophy:
\nA kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy
\nfor the youth and homage for the old.<\/p>\n
Prof. of English:
\nA kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
\nit is more common than proper; it is spoken
\nin the plural and it is applicable to all.<\/p>\n
Prof. of Engineering:
\nUh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Professor’s Definitions Of A Kiss” Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways: Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[296,4163,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.churchedge.com\/illustrations\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}