Three preachers were out on a fishing trip, and in the boat began a heated discussion as to which of their churches had the earliest founder.
The Disciples of Christ pastor bragged that his church was founded by Jesus Christ. The Baptist pastor replied that John the Baptist’s ministry began six months before Jesus’, and he saw John as his founder.
The Assembly of God pastor listened and then pointed out that, since the theory of evolution was not Biblical nor true, Adam did not evolve. So with the dust of the ground God made Adam, as the pastor put it, “to be the first assembly of God.”