The precocious six-year-old burst into the British pub, surveyed the patrons, and spotted an elderly man with his paper and mug of beer. “What doest thou here, Elijah,” the youngster boldly stated, “sitting with the ungodly, and you a member of the church, and breaking your pastor’s heart? I am ashamed of you.” His corrective delivered, young Charles Spurgeon left the pub — and left the wayward member of his grandfather’s church spurred to a renewed Christian life!