TRUTH IN GREETING CARDS
1. As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy!
2. Congratulations on your promotion! Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You’ll probably need it again.
3. I’m so miserable without you. It’s almost like you’re here.
4. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket, I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
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“Rock Soft” by Dr. Robert R. Kopp, Apr. 9, 2000, p. 4
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[Original illustration at this number was a duplicate of HolwickID #11246]