A woman made an appointment with her minister. She told him directly: “Reverend, I am planning to divorce my husband.”
“Well,” said the minister, “do you have any grounds?”
“Yes,” she said, “we have fairly large grounds, with lots of trees.”
“I mean,” said the minister, “have you and your husband undergone any form of TESTING recently?”
“Yes,” she said, “last month he wrote his intermediate exam in electronic engineering.”
“I’m sorry,” said the minister, “what I mean is – I can’t work out why you and your husband want to get divorced!”
The woman replied, “Why, Reverend – the man just can’t carry on an intelligent conversation!”