God Won’t Tell My Wife

Two Baptist deacons were having a beer in the local tavern. Their pastor drove by and looked inside.

One deacon ducked down and said, “I hope the preacher didn’t recognize my pickup outside.”

The second deacon replied, “What difference does it make? God knows we’re in here … and He’s the only one who counts.”

The first deacon answered, “Yeah, but God won’t tell my wife.”