Don’t Worry — Be Happy!

Evangelist David Ray was a chronic worrier. He worried about the weather, his health, national affairs, and really worried everyone else. One day people noticed a remarkable change, and he no longer worried. When asked what had happened he replied, “Well, it’s simple. I hired somebody else to do my worrying for me.”

“How much will it cost you?”

“One thousand dollars a day.”

“Man, where are you going to get that kind of money?”

He replied, “I don’t know, that’s his worry.”

(Paul Powell, Five Things To Remember When You Worry . Green Acres Baptist Church: 1984).