A guy stands in a bar sipping a drink. He begins hearing a voice saying nice things about him. He thinks he’s losing it. He says to the bartender, “There’s something wrong with me. I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about me.”
The bartender says, “There’s nothing wrong with you. It’s our peanuts.”
The guy exclaims, “Your peanuts? I don’t understand.”
The bartender says, “Yes, our peanuts. You see, at our bar, peanuts are COMPLIMENTARY.”