Rev. Chris Brown, Christian “Rambo” –
Chris Brown was in Hawaii on his honeymoon. Drove their rental car through miles of sugar cane fields to swim at a deserted beach on Kauai. When they came back to the car, the windows were smashed and everything was stolen – credit cards, money.…. What Pastor Glenn Gunderson would have done is reported it to the police.
Chris is made of different stuff. He followed the tracks into the cane fields, spots two of the men, chases them down, grabs them, and twists their arms around them for 45 minutes. They finally told him where everything was – including stuff from other people – and Chris recovered it all. He’s a Christian Rambo – but dumb as a brick. Don’t do that where you live!