Rev. Patrick Pang gives this story about himself (probably apocryphal):
As he challenged his congregation in Columbus, Ohio, he asked the audience, “How many of you here are Baptist?” Many hands shot up.
“How many of you are not Baptists?” A single hand in the back nervously went up. “May I ask what religious group, if any, you belong to?”
She said, “I am a Methodist.”
Pang continued, “And what makes you a Methodist?”
She said, “Well, my parents were Methodist, and my grandfather was a Methodist preacher, and my cousins and uncles are all Methodist.”
Pang challenged her, “Ma’am, if your parents and grandfather and cousins and uncles were all morons, what would that make you?”
“A Baptist,” she replied.